Forecast calls for more absolute sauce of lameness.

I already know surf is going to suck tomorrow morning in Venice because of the morning low tide. So let’s just skip surf talk and get into more girls of summer.

US soccer player Natasha Kai. There are very many reasons why I’m posting about her, but one of the main reasons is that she is from Hawaii and is (allegedly) a really good surfer. HOT. She has the requisite tattoos that I love, she is a SOCCER player which I also love (for the record, I’m not going to be posting any synchronized swimmers here even if they are hot – I’m just not), and she is of a blended heritage (Hawaiian, Chinese, Filipino and white) which I find very attractive.  Yep.  A very nice girl of summer.